Football

Big Game 2023 Chiefs v Eagles Predictions

I’m what I’d call a “Noob ++” astrologer. I know more than most strangers on the street, but not as much as someone who is an astrologer for a living. Basically, I can look at a chart and point out positive and challenging aspects. I can tell you who has “luckier” placements, but like I tell everyone who sits at my tarot table, there is no fate but what you make for yourself. I’ve...
The Lovers

2022- The Year of the Lovers

Much like the Chinese Zodiac has an animal (and element) associated with every new year, so too does the tarot. 2022 added together is 6 (2+0+2+2 = 6) and the 6th card in the tarot is the lovers. Sounds sexy, doesn’t it? Everyone is going to be in gross love, right? I’m finally going to find the perfect partner, right Allison? Maybe, but the lovers is much deeper than it appears on the...
Housewives Tarot

Astronomical Samhain Tarot Readings 2021

Did you know Halloween is an astronomical holiday? Today you learned…  Halloween, All Hallows Eve, Samhain, is a cross quarter day- a measurable point midway between the equinoxes. We all celebrate the fixed date on October 31st, but the astronomical point usually falls around November 6th or 7th. This only adds to my argument that spooky season should last longer, but I digress… It’s...
Dark Wood Tarot

Full Moon in Aries 2021: Burning Ceremony

If you’re reading this, you’ve survived a pretty harsh retrograde cycle this year- especially the latest Mercury retrograde in Libra. Oof. Jupiter, the planet of expansion and good fortune, and Mercury, the planet of communication, the mind, and day to day relationships, both stationed direct this week. Pluto, the planet of transformation and renewal, and Saturn, the planet of karmic...
Moon Phases

Moon Void-of-Course

The moon is an important component in astrology. It's one of your "big three" signs (Sun, Moon, Rising) and represents your emotions. The moon's placement in your chart shows what makes you feel secure. What are your deepest needs? How do you express yourself? How do you respond to others? All your emotions, conscious or unconscious, are ruled by your moon. The moon moves through the zodiac...
Astrology Transits

July 2021 Astrological Transits

If you’re reading this you made it through June, eclipse season, AND Mercury Retrograde! Well done! We’re still in nurturing, sensitive, protective Cancer season for the majority of July. This energy is perfect for home and family centered activities like games and cookouts. It’s also lovely for seeing friends because friends are the family you choose. Remember to nurture yourself at this...
The Month Ahead

The Month Ahead Tarot Spread- June 2021

The Month Ahead Tarot Spread, also called the “Let’s Talk About You” tarot spread, is the one I use to determine what the Collective (that's you) needs to focus on each month for success. The positions are as follows: 1- Our current energy/the energy we enter the month with2- Goal or obstacle. What’s crossing our path?3- The advice. How might we overcome our obstacles?4- What we need to...
Astrology Transits

June 2021 Astrological Transits

It's June, friends! Happy Pride! Hurray for the start of Summer! We’re moving from social breezy Gemini season into homey, nurturing Cancer season this month. Gemini’s mutable energy, which is kind of flaky, will still be around for the first half of June, and with Mercury currently in retrograde until the 22nd, it’s important to watch how we’re communicating. Someone cooler than me came...
Oak

Earth Day 2021

“We’re all connected to each other biologically, to the Earth chemically, to the rest of the Universe atomically.” -Carl Sagan Admittedly, there’s a lot going on in the world right now, so celebrating Earth Day might not be at the top of your To Do list. Globally, we see climate change, a pandemic, and economic disparity abound. Many countries are in conflict or posturing for conflict....
Pisces

Moon in Pisces: Self Care

The moon is in Pisces this weekend heightening all the feels. Our focus should be on self care, but what the crap is "self care" anyway? Self care is when you act in a way that promotes your physical, mental, and emotional well-being. It looks different for everyone. Maybe cleaning and organizing your space will enhance your calm and make you feel relaxed and accomplished. For some, rigorous...